Friday, April 13, 2007

Southwest Michigan has Jumped the Shark.

After twenty one years of living happyily in southwest Michigan, I am afraid to say, it has, at last, "jumped the shark."

This saying references the infamous shark-jump executed, on waterskis, and in leather jacket and trunks, by “the Fonz” on the TV show Happy Days. The show's ratings declined after the stunt, resulting in its eventual cancellation. The phrase has been coined to mean that “over the top,” moment, where the tide turns, and the once popular begins its fade into oblivion. Southwest Michigan has reached this point.

What makes the region so special, so sought after, so popular with visitors and residents alike--the beaches and the farm belt--have become such a hodge podge of commercial developments, private enterprises, and homes that they are no longer enjoyable, nor, sometimes, even accessible.

Lack of cohesive planning has left the lake front a busy mix of styles, shapes, and sizes. Garish signs block what little scenic view is left, and lack of parking discourages visitation.

The wide open spaces so recently occupied by quiet farmland have suffered similar fates. Clusters of vinyl sided boxes sit where grains once waved and apple trees blossomed. Meanwhile, once charming older neighborhoods dissolve into dilapidated decay.

Area leaders, so thirsty for the almighty dollar, have sold the citizens of southwest Michigan out, stumbling over themselves and each other to “top” the last development, attraction, corporate tax break. Well, you can’t top sand dunes and fresh peaches. The leaders of this community have caused it to “jump the shark,” leaving the midwestern West Coast a mere facsimile of what it once was, what it could have been, and, presumably, what they wanted it to be.

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Anonymous said...

Nice composition..well written

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Anonymous said...

While the maxim "To whom much given, much is expected" comes to mind here. We were given much in the way of gifts, the beach, the simple pleasures of the blossoms in spring, though we were expected to take care of them and protect them, we have all been impotent to do so. The economic powers and the social conceits presented as "thoughtful good intent" have rendered us all ineffective in protecting our special gifts.